A 31-year-old man in San Diego named John Tyner was supposed to go on a hunting trip to South Dakota with his father-in-law on Saturday. But at the airport, he refused to go through one of the new screening machines.
Don't you just love the auto-correct feature on your I-Phone? The smart phone is so smart that it instantly knows exactly what you're going to write. Of course if you send someone a text without proofreading it first, there's a good chance the auto-correct will do some very bad things. Check out DamnYouAutoCorrect.com for some hysterical examples.
On Friday, a high school football player and his coach were ejected from a game after the kid did back-handsprings across the field during a play. He was trying to distract the other team before the snap on a two-point conversion. --Actually, there's no RULE against it, and some people think there shouldn't have been a penalty, because it was a creative way to distract the other team.