If you thought YOUR Thanksgiving was unhealthy, check this out: You've probably heard of a "Turducken," which is a chicken . . . in a duck . . . in a turkey. But some guy who obviously cares NOTHING about his health did it with FIVE birds.
A 31-year-old man in San Diego named John Tyner was supposed to go on a hunting trip to South Dakota with his father-in-law on Saturday. But at the airport, he refused to go through one of the new screening machines.
Don't you just love the auto-correct feature on your I-Phone? The smart phone is so smart that it instantly knows exactly what you're going to write. Of course if you send someone a text without proofreading it first, there's a good chance the auto-correct will do some very bad things. Check out DamnYouAutoCorrect.com for some hysterical examples.